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Tuesday, November 30, 2004

Nanny Sues Craggy Man-Granny Imus Over Dismissal

The stammering, impossible-to-listen-to Don Imus is accused of giving his son's nanny the heave ho over a pocket-knife and a pop gun, and faces a wrongful termination lawsuit.

Possible explanations include:

- The Imus clan was nervous she'd expose his "Ranch" for the fraud it is
- Fears that the gun's popping noise could startle Imus into an eleventh lung collapse
- Used "weapons" as an excuse when nanny refused to change the I-Man's D-Diapers

We'd be curious to hear what Mr. Imus will say about this on his show tomorrow. Since we don't know anyone who actually listens to him, however, we'll likely be left hanging like the disturbing skin flaps on his turkey neck.

2 other geekspeak:

  • are you implying that the ranch is less than an effort at wonderful charity (chuckle) and not an effort at a taxpayer subsidized retirement home? :)

    By Blogger joevideo, at 2:24 AM  

  • This is looking more and more like an Enron-sized fraud.

    By Blogger Chuta, at 7:01 AM  

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