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Monday, December 06, 2004

How Will Fox Sports Market Steroids Scandal To Our Youth?

In an absolutely shocking series of events (to anyone who's living in a cave, blind, or mildly retarded), baseball scumbags Jason Giambi and Barry Bonds used steroids (ESPN). Our national pastime will never be the same.

Coming this spring: Fox's wacky baseball mascot Scooter demostrates how to shoot 'roids into belly fat.

4 other geekspeak:

  • Dear TV Geek:

    You are way behind dude. Look for MLB approved Spongebob Human Growth Hormone coming to a retailer near you. National marketing program already in place for early spring.

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 10:39 PM  

  • In other news, pine tar, spitballs, nail files and jewelery all determined to give unfair advantage to players - media shocked.

    Next step: banning gatorade, protein bars, and all sugar products. Foreign substances shouldn't give unfair advantages. Everyone should just drink water.

    By Blogger joevideo, at 6:49 AM  

  • The Yankees, of course, are shocked and outraged that Giambi used steroids. His enormous, bloated head was somehow never a clue. "I am shocked, shocked to find gambling going on in this establishment!" Whatevs.

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 10:44 AM  

  • Dear TV Geek:

    Any truth to the Giambi goes green rumor in the next installment of The Hulk?

    By Blogger The Amazing Slammer, at 12:46 AM  

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