Nanny Sues Craggy Man-Granny Imus Over Dismissal
Possible explanations include:
- The Imus clan was nervous she'd expose his "Ranch" for the fraud it is
- Fears that the gun's popping noise could startle Imus into an eleventh lung collapse
- Used "weapons" as an excuse when nanny refused to change the I-Man's D-Diapers
We'd be curious to hear what Mr. Imus will say about this on his show tomorrow. Since we don't know anyone who actually listens to him, however, we'll likely be left hanging like the disturbing skin flaps on his turkey neck.