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Friday, January 28, 2005

The Friday "Eff-Off:" The Simple Life

People clearly aren't sick of Paris and Nicole, judging by the high ratings of The Simple Life's season premiere. But our own Uncle Buster is fed up (no surprise there). Here's this week's 99 Word Friday Eff-Off.

This one almost writes itself, doesn't it?

Kids with famous parents have been getting free rides for years, so I won't bother moaning about how a hotel princess and a pop icon's daughter are just given free reign on network television. Well, it is Fox: pseudo-network television.

The premise of rich kids trying everyday jobs would work if they weren't using two of the shallowest humans strolling the planet. And since they're not good at anything, the joke gets old very quickly.

Besides, I've seen Paris's "tape" and I know where her real talent lies. Or is it lays?

2 other geekspeak:

  • The Slammer:

    This is what happens when Mommy hits Daddy.

    They need to give viewers what they really want.
    A Pay-Per-View with hot lesbo action and nothing but.........Paris/Nicci hot lesbo action.

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 3:00 PM  

  • The Slammer:

    OK OK if you insist......anche mangia la sausage.

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 3:07 PM  

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