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Tuesday, January 11, 2005

A Simple No Will Suffice

A New Jersey school has decided to just say no to The Simple Life, refusing to let them shoot an episode of the soooooo-last-year reality show in their halls.

The J.P. Cleary Middle School had initially agreed to let Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie pose as cafeteria workers and substitute teachers, but faced outrage after sending the kids home with permission slips. Apparantly the thought of Paris "teaching" their kids anything (especially the "skills" displayed in any of her circulating porno tapes) made parents more than a little nervous.

At this point, my charitable side would like to volunteer my "classroom" to the girls for a very special "lesson." It's for a good cause, right?

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