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Monday, March 07, 2005

The Geek Files: Just a Good Ol' Boy... er... Girl

Hey, CMT! Your search is over! Consider this week's Geek Files as Pusher's official application. References available upon request.

What does it say about me when, after news of the Dukes of Hazzard job contest comes out (see Job Posting of the Week: Vice President, CMT Dukes of Hazzard Institute), every single person I know assumes I'm going to apply? I'd be flattered if they based their assumption on fact that they believed I looked like Daisy Duke wearing a pair of, well, "Daisy Dukes." Flawless deduction and eyesight prove otherwise.

You see, there are the Matchbox cars. Yes, I had a reddish-orange Dodge Charger-looking car with the number on the side and everything. I called it my General Lee. That wasn't all. There was a small, dark blue jeep with, get this, an actual daisy on the hood that I used for Daisy's car. Then there was the dirty, old, silver pick-up truck used for either Uncle Jesse's truck or Cooter's garage vehicle - whichever scene was being re-enacted. (Don't worry. Every imaginary character that got rolled in their Matchbox car while in hot pursuit of Bo and Luke escaped safely. No one ever dies on the Dukes of Hazzard.)

If my friends didn't know about the cars (and really, let's try to not let that one get out) maybe it's my obsession with theme songs. Let's face it... "Good Ol' Boys" is genius on so many levels.

I mean, other than those, I don't know why people would think I'd be a good Dukes of Hazzard spokesperson. 10-4 Good Buddy!

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