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Wednesday, March 23, 2005

HDTV Kind To Viewers; To "Hott" Stars, Not So Much

Everybody who's seen HDTV is impressed with its clarity and detail. Everyone, that is, except for certain Hollywood icons like Britney Spears, Brad Pitt, and Renee Zellweger, whose flaws are exposed by the crisp picture.

Well, OnHD.TV has released two Top 10 lists of the celebs that look the best and worst in glorious HD. They say of the zit-covered Cameron Diaz (crowned as the top in the "Who Looks Worse?" list): "In the Charlie's Angels movies they're showing in HD on HBO, she almost looks like a burn patient," looking "more like a Charlie than an angel."

Here are their lists, with explanations. Honorable mentions for both (a fun, lengthy list) can be found at their website, OnHD.tv.

Who Looks Better?
1. Anna Kournikova - "Glistening and luscious"
2. Catherine Zeta-Jones - "Gorgeous and it shows"
3. Charlize Theron - "Glowing"
4. Sting - "In his 50s, still looks great"
5. Scarlett Johansson - "Skin of a porcelain doll"
6. Halle Berry - "Irresistible"
7. George Clooney - "Animal magnetism is legendary"
8. Angelina Jolie - "Only negative: A small mole "
9. Liv Tyler - "Looks so great"
10. Penelope Cruz - "Tom broke up with her?"

Who Looks Worse?
1. Cameron Diaz - "Her cheeks and forehead are littered with unfortunate pockmarks"
2. Michael Douglas- "Looks like Kirk"
3. Britney Spears - "Looks 10 years older - wrinkle marks around lips"
4. Brad Pitt - "Terrible skin problem"
5. Jewel - "Needs help with makeup"
6. Renee Zellweger - "Rosacea problem is very visible in high-def"
7. William Devane - "Duck and cover"
8. Bill Maher - "Scary in high-def"
9. Jamie Lee Curtis - "Looks like a guy - buy botox and a wig"
10. Joan Rivers - "Count the stitch marks from various surgeries"

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