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Tuesday, May 17, 2005

Upfront Odds: The WB New Offerings

Show: Just Legal, Mondays at 9
Description: Fast-paced procedural drama ("with humor!") starring Jay Baruchel and Don Johnson as lawyers who save their clients, and in the process, save themselves.
Analysis, from imaginary 16 year old WB viewer Brittany: “Like, who’s the old dude starring with the guy from Undeclared? Ewwww, gross. Screw it, maybe Pimp My Ride is on.”
Odds of lasting a full season: 7-1
Over/under for number of episodes: 8

Show: Supernatural, Tuesdays at 9
Description: A journey into the dark world of the unexplained that will deliver the terror of films like The Ring and The Grudge.
Analysis, from imaginary 15 year old WB viewer Tori: “What’s a Chevy Impala? And why should I watch- The Grudge, like, totally sucked.”
Odds of lasting a full season: 5-1
Over/under for number of episodes: 13

Show: Related, Wednesdays at 8
Description: A comedic ensemble drama based around four sisters who take care of each other while busting each others’ nuts.
Analysis, from imaginary 15 year old WB viewer Amanda: (gives blank stare)
Odds of lasting a full season: 6-1
Over/under for number of episodes: 11

Show: Twins, Wednesdays at 8
Description: It’s brains vs. beauty in this “bitingly funny comedy” about twin sisters.
Analysis, from imaginary 17 year old WB viewer Samantha: “My friends and I love to smoke weed and watch reruns of Perfect Strangers, so when I saw that Balki’s cousin is in it, I just, like, totally died.”
Odds of lasting a full season: 3-1
Over/under for number of episodes: 17.5

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