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Monday, August 15, 2005

Does Anyone Really Care What Martha's Apprentice Catchphrase Is?

OK, so the USA Today solicited readers to come up with possible catchphrases that would theoretically be Martha Stewart's "You're Fired." (R) TM (C)

The brilliant responses included "Your goose is cooked," "You're cooked," "You're toast," "You're done" and "You're canned." So creative, Middle Americans are.

If it were really in Martha's boardroom, it'd be closer to "Get the fuck out- and don't let the spatula hit you in the ass on your way out, bitch." But I doubt NBC's standards and practices people will allow that much Martha to be unleashed.

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