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Wednesday, February 09, 2005

Not Desperate For Cash; Marcia: "I'm Not Gay!"

Wisteria Lane just became a more exclusive neighborhood.

All the stars of the hit ABC drama just received bonuses of up to $250k each.

As if this will stave off the excruciating salary renegotiation that's inevitably coming soon.

In other Housewives news, Marcia Cross is denying a rumor that she's about to come out of the closet. That said, she admitted she wouldn't mind kissing Eva Longoria on the mouth.

MSNBC's Reaganomics

Hoping to give its daytime ratings a lift, MSNBC has given lefty Ron Reagan a regular daytime slot.

He'll pair up with Monica Crowley, a former Nixon speechwriter, for Connected: Coast to Coast, a new, supposedly "less yell-y" twist on the old left vs. right TV talk format.

More partisan on-camera bickering. Can't wait!

O'Reilly A Factor on Tonight's Law & Order

Ripped from the headlines!

Tonight's Law & Order plotline features a TV star who runs into trouble with a former producer, resulting in the woman walking away with shitloads of cash. Sound familiar?

Oh, but producers say the episode "does not depict any actual person or event." Glad they cleared that up.

Mr. Big Back On The Force

It's official: Chris Noth, reprising his role as detective Mike Logan, will become a regular on Law & Order: Criminal Intent next season. He'll split duties with the habitually hospitalized Vincent D'Onofrio.

He will also appear in this week's episode, to give us a little taste. And by the looks of Noth in the promo, he's been livin' hard these days. Maybe D'Onofrio should save him a bed.

NBC Finishes Fourth In Demos

Repeat after Jeff:

"Sweeps are obsolete... sweeps are obsolete... sweeps are obsolete..."

Donald The Discriminator?

A wanna-be Apprentice applicant is suing the producers, squawking that Mr. Trump isn't taking him into consideration because he's a paraplegic.

The man, James Schottel, does not claim to have been turned away yet, but is seeking a court order guaranteeing he will be permitted "to apply and be considered for The Apprentice."

Sounds like either a publicity ploy, or a shakedown. Either way- I'm not watching.

Last Week's Top 20 Shows, from Nielsen


1. Super Bowl XXXIX, Fox, 86.1 million viewers.
2. Super Bowl Postgame, Fox, 50.1 million viewers.
3 American Idol-Tuesday, Fox, 28.5 million viewers.
4. American Idol-Wednesday, Fox, 26.2 million viewers.
5. CSI: Crime Scene Investigation, CBS, 25 million viewers.
6. The Simpsons, Fox, 23.1 million viewers.
7. Happy Days 30th Anniversary Reunion, ABC, 19.9 million viewers.
8. Without a Trace, CBS, 19.3 million viewers.
9. ER, NBC, 18.1 million viewers.
10. Everybody Loves Raymond, CBS, 17.6 million viewers.
11. Two And a Half Men, CBS, 17 million viewers.
12. Medium, NBC, 15.8 million viewers.
13. American Dad, Fox, 15.2 million viewers.
14. CSI: Miami, CBS, 15.1 million viewers.
15. The Apprentice 3, NBC, 14.8 million viewers.
16. House, Fox, 12.7 million viewers.
17. The Amazing Race: 6, CBS, 12 million viewers.
18. Numb3rs, CBS, 11.5 million viewers.
19. 24, Fox, 11.5 million viewers.
20. NCIS, CBS, 11.5 million viewers.

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Tonight's Tube

Wednesday: Oh, sure- Lost is back with a brand new episode, as is Alias. But during the commercials, how can one resist flipping to AMC to get a little taste of the classic Terms of Endearment? Also, in the I'm-so-confused column, on CMT, Lynyrd Skynyrd's Super Bowl Saturday Night Special airs, on Wednesday night, days after the Super Bowl ended. Must be all that moonshine.

Static From The Geek-In-Chief: Hello, Larry, Coming Soon To DVD

The Geek-In-Chief has interrupted his Arrested Development: Season 1 marathon long enough to churn out this week's Static.

Is there a better way to spend a week of train commuting than taking in an entire season of The Sopranos? How about killing a weekend catching up on the thrilling first season of 24 that you never got around to watching?

As you can tell, I've been watching a lot of TV on DVD these days. The big entertainment conglomerates have found a new way to cash in on material that's essentially already been paid for: throw some packaging around it, record a commentary or two, and blam-o! Instant revenue! And when they choose their releases wisely- I'm the first in line to buy.

It's great for the viewer: not only can one buy permanent copies of their favorites (The West Wing? CSI? Friends?) , but they can sample shows that they never bothered to watch- or couldn't (MI-5?)

Shows like Seinfeld and Chappelle's Show have broken DVD sales records- and one show, Family Guy, was brought back from cancellation simply because of brisk DVD sales. It also allows producers to show deleted scenes, documentaries, promos, and various other features that enrich the viewing experience- while enticing viewers to buy.

Still, I'm starting to feel like this trend is going too far. Now, it looks like they'll release any old show on DVD. Just look at the release list (we post them every week on TVGS): for every classic like The Office, there's a classic kumquat like Full House: Season One. (Who needs to relive the solo hijinx of infant Olsen Twins for eternity?) For every intensely dramatic series like Homicide: Life On The Street, there's an intensely mindless sitcom like Home Improvement, which, with its overdone laugh track, can be seen umpteen times daily in syndication. Why plunk down $40+?

And just asking: who's buying the DVD versions of MAD TV, Arli$$, The Anna Nicole Show, and Punky Brewster? These shows are entirely unwatchable in any format- digital, analog, or Etch-a-sketch. Who's dropping a Ben Franklin for a DVD set?

I guess that's the key: there's something for everyone. Otherwise I wouldn't have the 13 episode run of Greg The Bunny on my shelf. I guess one man's The Shield is another man's Saved By The Bell.

Static from the Geek In Chief appears every Wednesday.

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Wednesday Trivia: Saturday Night Live, Part Three

Who has never guest hosted SNL?

a) Judd Hirsch
b) Mary Kay Place
c) Laura Leighton
d) Ruth Gordon

Answer tomorrow.

Tuesday Trivia Solved: Saturday Night Live, Part Two

Who of the following was not on Saturday Night Live in 1986?

a) Joan Cusack
b) Robert Downey Jr.
c) Rich Hall
d) Anthony Michael Hall

Answer: c) Rich Hall, who left the show in 1985.