So, sports media nationwide are getting all excited about the steroid testimony being given on Capitol Hill this week. YAWN!!!
As I was flipping around the dial the other day, I came across one of the most intriguing shows you’re likely to find. If everyone, including our nation's lawmakers, is so interested in whether or not baseball players are on the juice, they have obviously never tuned in to any of the World's Strongest Man
Have you seen some of these guys? You could put a saddle on them and send them to the rodeo. One guy had his own zip code. They walk around with their arms out at 45 degree angles to their sides because their muscles are so damn huge. Think any of them have seen a needle before?
I will admit, at least they are putting their ill-gotten strength to good use. Hitting a baseball 5 miles might be fun, but where is the practical necessity of such a talent? Now, taking a full keg of beer and throwing it 20 feet over your head? THAT is a skill with some everyday use! Think of the time saved carrying refreshments to the third floor party on Saturday night.
Pulling a jet with your teeth can come in handy as well. They had a plane stuck in the mud at my local airport a few months ago. Tied up east coast airline traffic for 10 hours. If you give Hans Biggenballs 10 minutes, he's got the problem solved.
Check these guys out next time your twirling around looking for a Survivor
rerun or VH-1's 40 Greatest Rock and Roll Thongs
. It's a ‘roid-fully good time!