Friday: Hey, Kojak, feel that sting? It’s pride, fuckin’ with you. Pulp Fiction’s Ving Rhames sucks the proverbial lolly on USA tonight. Also, on ABC, the moldy It’s the Easter Beagle, Charlie Brown
airs for roughly the 31st time. And later, on Hope and Faith
, sizzling hott Hollywood power couple Hal Holbrook and Dixie Carter put in their good teeth for a guest shot. Finally, get your Anna Belknap fill while you still can: it’s season finale time (awwww, already?) for NBC's Medical Investigation
Saturday: Two scary concepts tonight: SciFi’s Alien Apocalypse
and ABC’s Little House On The Prarie
do-over. Be afraid.
Sunday: Finally, desperate fans can relax: a new episode of Housewives
unspools tonight. Then, Arli$$
star Sandra Oh stars in the brand new Grey’s Anatomy
, which hopes to take advantage of the DH
lead-in. And as the number of Arrested Development
episodes dwindles, we’re subjected to an appearance by the increasingly unfunny Ben stiller.