Before watching the JAG
series finale, I planned on writing a column about my reactions to however the Harm/Mac 'ship was finally going to be resolved. Having seen it now, I found a much more important topic to be discussed. David James Elliot is, by far, the WORST on-screen kisser I have ever seen. The man is obviously beautiful.
Just look at him shaking hands with my guy, Duchovny. Hott. The cliched, but all too appropriate, "tall, dark and handsome" comes to mind and is all the more fitting with DJE as a Naval Captain kissing his new fiancée.
Unfortunately, the effect amounts to a war crime. Catherine Bell seems to undergo some sort of torture under the awkwardness of DJE. I actually had to cover my eyes as if I was watching a horror movie! Even in the flashback scene of the greatest shipper moment of the show had me both laughing and turning away in disgust.
It's a shame that a man who looks that fine in military dress whites just cannot lock lips with any style. I suggest the slightest of head tilts. Maybe that will work. Feel free call my cell, DJE, day or night. I'd be happy to teach you the right way.
C'mon... I never said I'd kick him out of bed because of it.