Tony Danza must be mighty glad he's not a few inches taller today (aren't we all?) after NASCAR vet Rusty Wallace flipped his ass over on his daily talk show.
The near fatal crash occurred during the latest edition of the DayTony (get it?) 500.
Click here to see the video of yesterday's hilarious debacle.
After tumbling from first to fourth place in the ratings race, while watching CBS and Fox dominate and ABC rise from the dead, NBC stands to lose as much as $550 million in advertising dollars heading into upfront season.
Hilton has insited that Richie is off the show and is being replaced by Kimberly Stewart (daughter of rocker Rod Stewart).
Hilton and Richie, once close pals, had a falling out last month. Rumor has it that Paris had a hissy fit when Richie invited pals over to watch The Simple Life- and followed the broadcast by showing Hilton's infamous X-rated tape.
The reason? Anderson, a spokeswoman for PETA and an affirmed anti-fur activist, thinks it's cruel. That, or she's intimidated by the superior acting talents of said ape.
"We're starting with somebody we know and then we'll see where it goes," Jack Thompson, spokesman for the Greater Morgantown Convention & Visitors Bureau, said Monday.
Other West Virginia celebs include Kathy Mattea, Brad Paisley, Jennifer Garner, and A-level megastar Soupy Sales.
ABC has anointed Robin Roberts as a new, full-time anchor, alongside Charles Gibson and Diane Sawyer, on Good Morning America.
Roberts, 44, a former college basketball star, moved into a chair beside her colleagues on Monday's GMA. The ABC News broadcast has been closing the ratings gap recently with its NBC archrival, Today.
Lee Jong Lives! He gives CTU Marwan's location. Audrey remains confused over the Jack/Paul triangle now that Paul's dead. The Chinese know who raided their consulate and demands CTU give some answers. When questioned, Edgar doesn't know the alibis and gives it all away. Best-line-ever: Buchanan tells Chloe that "we're too busy for your personality disorder!" Tony professes his longing for Michelle. Palmer and Novick are confronted by President Logan over the Chinese incident, but proceed with the coverup. Marwan's FINALLY caught by Jack, but oops, it's too late. The nuclear warhead is launched on a missle... Destination unknown...
JoeVideo writes 24 in 99 every Tuesday, while desperately trying to tame his own personality disorder.
If you're too annoyed by Will & Grace's latest sweeps stunt casting (Stacy Keach and Blythe Danner? Big whoop) to deal, it's the season finale of the beloved Veronica Mars- where the big mystery will be solved! I guess it's too late to start watching?
These TV-related DVDs are available in stores beginning today.
American Chopper: Season 1 American Chopper: Season 2 Dastardly and Mutley in Their Flying Machines: Complete Series ★ Entourage: Season 1 Futurama: Monster Robot Manica Fun Collection Have Gun Will Travel - Season 2 ★ In Living Color: Season 3 James Dean: TV Years Jamie's Kitchen (Jamie Oliver): Complete Series Joan of Arcadia: Season 1 Monster Garage: Season 1 Monster Garage: Season 2 Motorcycle Mania 3: Jesse James Rides Again Mutant X: Season 2 My Favorite Martian: Season 2 Ninja Scroll: Series - Limited Edition Quantum Leap: Season 3 Partridge Family: Season 1 Perils of Penelope Pitstop: Series