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Friday, June 17, 2005

"Tell Me Where The Theater Is!"

You're going to have to trust me: Jack Bauer could be headed to the cinemas in a 24 movie.

The film, which is at least two years away, would only partially utilize the real-time gimmick that makes the show so riveting- and ridiculous.

For me, what would make a 24 movie watchable? Three words: Naked. Elisha. Cuthbert.

Beep! Beep! BEEP!

House: "PBS is SOL"

Looks like there's going to be less chips for Cookie Monster.

The House Appropriations Committee approved a bill on Thursday to slice funding for the Corporation for Public Broadcasting by $100 million, or 25 percent, starting in October.

The ideological left howls that it will be disatrous for children. The right moans that the programming is too liberal.

And this writer would reinstate the money if Sesame Street would send baby Bear in front of a firing squad.

Hilfiger Cut From Thursday Schedule

CBS' underwatched reality series The Cut is moving from Thursday to Wednesday, beginning July 6.

On July 7, Big Brother 6 (there's been 5 of these things already?!) will replace it Thursdays at 8.

Bo Bice: "Please, God, don't let me win this thing."

Bo Bice is happy he lost American Idol?.

Sure he is.

In a related story, I don't want to bang Eva Longoria.