Stroke of Midnight: Clark Will Make Ballsy Return
Clark, 75, will return to ABC for the 34th edition of his New Year's Rockin' Eve telecast after being sidelined by a stroke for last year's festivities. Ryan Seacrest, host of Fox TV's American Idol (as well as the network's New Year's special last year), will co-host.
This saves us from having to endure a few more hours of Regis-hosted programming, at least.
I haven't seen Clark since his stroke, but I know you join me in hoping he has enough control of his tongue to once again French his wife before a national audience.