Tonight, FX carves up a brand new season of Nip/Tuck (which I can't watch, because Cablevision STILL sucks too much to give me the damned channel). So, instead, I'll settle for the Law & Order: SVU premiere, which no doubt will feature an uplifting storyline about a handicapped fetal rape or something.
Also tonight, we'll get to see if NBC's heavily promoted My Name Is Earl can live up to the hype. And we'll find out who Michael Hutchence's replacement will be on the finale of Rock Star: INXS.
And if you were among the outraged at the Dancing With The Stars outcome, ABC is obliging your conspiracy theories by airing a dance-off.