That sucking sound you hear is the failure of all things Martha Stewart
To the surprise of nobody, except maybe the neckties of NBC, the domestic diva's new offerings aren't doing so well. The Apprentice: Martha Stewart
is totally stillborn on NBC; and her new syndicated offering, Martha
is performing modestly at best, barely improving upon Jane Pauley's numbers. And it's hurting the all-important Living Omnimedia stock price, too!
Even CBS' tell all docudrama, Martha Behind Bars
, failed to do any ratings damage.
Hey guys, face it: we don't care about Martha. Is it really that surprising? Let's move on.