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Wednesday, November 30, 2005

Believe It Or Not, A Documentary About Prostitutes Nobody Wants To See

HBO, the network that loves making quasi-documentaries about houses of ill repute, is going back to the well.

They'll make a new doc about Heidi Fleiss' planned Nevada brothel of male prostitutes for women customers.

... yeah, but that's not hott- it's gross. Who the hell wants to see that? You know the customers are all gonna be Oprah and Rosie O'Donnell lookalikes. Most guys would bang anything, so if you're a chick that needs to pay for it, heaven help you... Ewwww....

CSI:NY Phones It In

This is news? I guess, I've read it in like four places today...

A cellphone in this week's episode of the unwatchable CSI: NY will feature a Coldplay ringtone.

... when your show needs to publicize product placements to get attention, it's usually not a great sign...

The song is the band's new single, "Talk." It's part of a cross-promotional agreement between CBS and Capitol Records. Viewers will be offered the opportunity to purchase the ringtone of the song during the commercial break.

... I will say this: it's a friggin' catchy tune... it's been in heavy rotation on the old iPod for a week now...


Next Apprentice Will Be Shot in California; Americans Completely Indifferent

Despite some serious ratings erosion, NBC announced that The Apprentice has been picked up for a sixth season.

... I'm somewhat surprised... I figured NBC might cut bait at this point, as interest is clearly waning in The Donald's TV doings...

The twist: the boardroom will be relocated to one of Trump's properties in Southern California.

... if a Trump falls in the woods... and there's nobody there to watch it... does it matter at all?...