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Thursday, December 22, 2005

Everybody At The North Pole Hates Chris

Ho, ho, ho, my ass.

Viewers are outraged that on a recent episode of the "I guess it's a hit for UPN" show Everybody Hates Chris, a character reveals to his TV daughter that there's no Santa Claus, Tooth Fairy or Easter Bunny.

...Merry Friggin' Christmas, kiddies... from your friends at UPN...

Nip/Tuck Carves ratings Record

The third-season finale of Nip/Tuck carved out record ratings for FX on Tuesday.

...but, of course, my shit-heel cable company, whose name rhymes with Schmablevision, still doesn't give me FX...

The two-hour episode, which revealed the identity of serial slasher "The Carver," drew 5.7 million total viewers, making it the most-watched episode ever of any FX original series.

...hope you folks who got to see it will keep quiet until I can plow through the VHS copies sitting in my family room...

Lost Named Entertainment Weekly's Entertainer Of The Year


We assume it has more to do with the show than all those drunk driving stories.

...which I've found way more interesting than the show this year anyway...