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Friday, January 20, 2006

Dear God, Somebody Tell Shut Star Jones To Shut The Fuck Up

Star Jones has the solution to the war on terror.

On The View this week, the loud-mouthed fat ass said she thinks President Bush should sit down and hammer out a deal with Osama Bin Laden, likening the hostilities to nothing more than a dick waving contest.

Her brilliant analysis included this brilliant remark: "At some point, one of these men has to put it back in his pants and zip up the zipper at some point."

Perplexed co-hosts Meredith Viera and Elizabeth Hasselbeck both openly disagreed with Jones.

I'm all for free speech, but Jones has to be one of the least deserving mouthpieces on television. Not that I'd ever willingly watch The View anyway, but as long as she's on it, it's a guaranteed tune-out.

Maybe we could send her over to negotiate a peace settlement. She could be our own little WMD. Bin Laden would surrender after listening to ten minutes of her inane blather.

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