Tuesday, April 11, 2006

No Survivor Behind Bars

Convicted tax evader and Survivor winner Richard Hatch is being held in protective custody until his sentencing this month.

Hatch, who won $1 million in the show's first season, was found guilty in January of failing to pay taxes on his winnings. The oft-naked contestant asked to be put in protective custody shortly after he was detained.

The charges carry a maximum of 13 years in prison, but lawyers expect him to only get three and a half, allowing for a timely and inevitable reality show comeback.

Flockhart Admits Skipping A Meal or Ninety

In a revelation that will shock nobody, Calista Flockhart fesses up that she didn't eat much while working on Ally McBeal.

Wonder if the suddenly waif-like Soprano, Jamie Lynn Sigler, got a few tips from the emaciated actress?